Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar.
Tiger turns to Stevie and says, “How’s the singing career going?
Stevie replies, “Not too bad. How’s the golf?”
Woods replies, “Not too bad. I’ve had some problems with my swing but I think I’ve got that right now.”
Stevie: “I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then the next time I play, it seems to be all right.”
Surprised, Tiger says, “You play GOLF?!!”
Stevie: “Yes, I’ve been playing for years.”
Tiger: “But — you’re blind! How can you play golf if you can’t see?”
Stevie: “Well, I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.”
“But, how do you putt?” asks Tiger.
“Well”, says Stevie, “I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice.”
Tiger: “What’s your handicap?”
Stevie: “Well, actually — I’m a scratch golfer.”
Woods: incredulous – says to Stevie, “We’ve got to play a round sometime.”
Stevie: “Well, people don’t take me seriously so I only play for money. And I never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?”
Woods thinks about it and says, “I can afford that. OK – I’m game for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?”
Stevie: “You pick a night.”

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Goldy, koiom

Why did I look in here? 🙄

Exit, exit where are you? 🤪

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Francie

Goldy wrote:

Commish wrote:

Goldy wrote:

Schmuck wrote:

Nowadays I feel proud to get my 5i out 160m 🤪

Yeah….me too….

Proud??? You’d be fucken ecstatic..:)

I needed the “rolling eyes” emoji but couldn’t work out how to do it….

I’ve said this before.. the truth hurts! 🤪

Goldy wrote:

Ok…this is pretty free format…and is prompted by Informer 3838…the latest Underbelly instalment from Channel 9.

So they’ve decided to cast in the role of the titular informer 3838…a lady by the name of Ella Scott Lynch. Now…it’s a TV show…and I understand they want people to watch…and they will take artistic license…BUT. This actress bears about the same resemblance to the real life character as a mermaid does to a whale.

And in unrelated news, George Clooney has been cast to play me in the upcoming mini-series “Goldy – The Bunting Chronicles”

But someone thought that was a good idea…..

I like her.. but i agree, a long bow drawn.
Guessing she’s picked because she’s done the legal dramas before….

Oh and she’s eye candy 😆

Very quick 9 this arvo.
Coupla pars, coupla bogies, 1 bird
Playing next 3 days.. 😁

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Commish

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Francie, koiom