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  • in reply to: Covid 19 discussion thread #11021
    koiom
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    Best news I’ve had in weeks
    Surely Dan the Man can now wear his underpants back beneath his trousers and allow us to regain our sanity now?

    in reply to: Wednesday Hump Day #10996
    koiom
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    Join a game at WGT

    Fairly sure that isn’t going to scratch the itch

    in reply to: Wednesday Hump Day #10989
    koiom
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    And four more weeks of state of emergency ….

    There’ll be a state of emergency in my fucken house well before then.
    There’s only so many putts I can roll on a five foot piece of carpet in my study and only so many dinky little wedges I can hit in my tiny front yard before I go truly insane.
    I swear I’m gonna root the cup on the first hole I play when this is all over.

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    in reply to: Sandy’s Limericks #10899
    koiom
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    He’d tell you he’s erudite

    You really over-reached on that one, didn’t you.

    I did say “he’d tell you”
    I did not say it was fact

    in reply to: Sandy’s Limericks #10896
    koiom
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    There was an old coot named Mouldy
    His emojis were the ire of Goldy
    With all his might
    He’d tell you he’s erudite
    And boy he could shag for an oldie

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    in reply to: Covid 19 discussion thread #10878
    koiom
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    I’m growing a beard for the first time in my life
    Week 3 now
    Coming along but it’s salt and pepper like a mofo
    Gonna look about 20 years older by the time I get back to the office

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    in reply to: Covid 19 discussion thread #10858
    koiom
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    Cargo shorts?

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    in reply to: The L4G plot twist #10763
    koiom
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    stuck to shoes

    in reply to: The L4G plot twist #10760
    koiom
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    of socks tucked

    in reply to: Covid 19 discussion thread #10736
    koiom
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    I’m thinking minimally we need some cartoons. With yellow hats…..

    My god it’s been long time hasn’t it?
    Mouldy is probably taking this no golf thing better than any of us though
    He was really just taking a frustrating walk around Keysie for the last couple of years
    It sure as shit wasn’t golf that he was engaging in

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    in reply to: Covid 19 discussion thread #10728
    koiom
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    My no golf mental well being right now be like…….

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    in reply to: Covid 19 discussion thread #10723
    koiom
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    I’m wondering if Dan the Man will follow suit for Vic clubs?
    His approach to this whole thing has certainly been hard line to date, so I’m inclined to think not

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    in reply to: Covid 19 discussion thread #10637
    koiom
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    Keysie shut as of last Saturday evening
    Was a really weird feeling as we walked off the last.
    Subs will continue to be deducted with the following advised, if I recall correctly:

    Shut between 1-2 months: Full credit will be issued
    Shut between 3-6 months: Half credit issued
    Shut > 6 months: Full credit issued across the following 3 years

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    in reply to: Covid 19 discussion thread #10541
    koiom
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    Keysie to remain open at this stage with limits of people allowed on the driving range, practice green and chipping/bunker practice area at any one time
    No more than 8 people to be in pro shop at any time
    Rakes, taps and ball washers removed
    Flag stick not to be touched.
    Reminder for all group to strictly adhere to 1.5M of social distancing in your group and around ground staff
    Club is currently a totally cashless environment…tap and go/EFTPOS only
    Clubhouse and kitchen are closed.

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    koiom
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    Our games are less about the golf, than the social aspect post-game.
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    If we just banned Mick would our games be more likely to be considered to be about the golf?

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